Ren and Stimpy must have written this one...

I think they are sending you message

Either you smoke too much or empty your dang ashtray!

When you call in your cake order

Make sure they aren't an idiot.

Why? Just why?

Someone needs to lay off that nose candy.

Probably the last cake I would want to cut into

Well next to the creepy baby ones...

Is it a groundhog, a mole, naked rat? what is it...

Your guess is as good as mine...

Inappropriate use of fondant...

NSFW...cake...